whoscool said: How to make palta Awna style. Step one- mash the avocado into a bowl Step two- put a butt load of salt into the bowl Step three- add a little bit of vegetable oil into the bowl Step four- take two pieces of bread and put it into the toaster Step five- eat half of the palta before the bread is done. Step six- only have enough for one piece of bread. This is why I'm not allowed in the kitchen when you cook.

no joke. this is also true with: chocolate, brownies, cookies, avocados, air, pasta, and basically anything else that requires patience.